February 2012
classmate: gosh, my tumblr. so weird.
me: you reblog pictures of arizona tea and fishtail braids.
trolllinginthedeep:
I just really miss Harry Potter.
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
Watchwolf-teeth:
hippieharry:
muggleland:
Difficulty Level: Easy>Medium>Hard>Expert>Asian
Jesus fucking christ.
2PM SONGGG
ASIAN SWAG
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
spicyjew:
MY NAME IS CORY
THIS IS MY STORY
2 + 2 = FORY
Watchpeetainthebakery:
odair:
new tv spot.
I CAN’T BREATHE.
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
